Woman killed by husband on golf course...

Firstly, this has nothing to do with golf
Secondly, put your cup down.

By the time you complete this page this you will understand 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' Do not scroll to the end.

In order to continue getting-by in our native country, we all need to learn the new English language. Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'. Then with a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

The following is a telephone exchange between you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in, well could be the moon . . .

"Morrin. Roon sirbees."

"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

"Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?"

"Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

"Ow July den?"

".....What?"

"Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

"Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

"Crisp will be fine."

"Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

"What?"

"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

"I... don't think so."

"No? Judo wan sahn toes?"

"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

"Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow moppin we bodder?"

"Oh, muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, a muffin will be fine."

"We bodder?"

"No, just put the bodder on the side."

"Wad?!?"

"I mean butter... just put the but ter on the side."

"Copy?"

"Excuse me?"

"Copy...tea..meel?"

"Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

"One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

"Whatever you say."

"Tenjooberrymuds."

"You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this you will understand 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.....and you do, don't you!