11 of the Most Expensive Sex Toys to Ever Exist

This seven-inch vibrator, which looks like the offspring of a rocket ship and a chess piece, doesn't appear to be for sale yet, but Thrillist reported last summer that the design was complete. To be fair, it sounds like jeweler Colin Burn created it just for the sake of creating a million-dollar vibrator. "Everything about it had to scream royalty," he explained. "It needed to be regal, yet still function like a vibrator. I designed it to resemble a scepter." Diamonds, sapphires, platinum, a pearl, and pretty much every expensive thing you can think of found its way into this masterpiece.